...because everything is better that way!

I have a question...

How do you write to a non existent audience providing enough personal information to entice them to come back for more, while refraining from reaching that TMI level Klhoe Kardashian always seems to exceed? I wonder...

Well, I am no sex addict or phene. Quite frankly I haven't been laid in about 305 days. So if your looking for a late night sex talk...please feel free to contact my closet freak ex-boyfriend. I'm that girl that arrives late (fashionably of course) and leaves early. I worry about world peace but not enough to enroll in a pageant just to talk about it. I buy 20$ lipsticks that are worth the risk of a bounced check. I love dresses (especially the ones that you can return) and I love a good masculine man by my side when I am wearing one.

I am no liberal or conservative and hate to talk politics unless I'm five shots of Tequila deep and don't mind agreeing with all the controversial bullshit you are feeding me. Actually, I just like taking shots of Tequila and agreeing with all the unwritten laws of the world like the fact that you can't wear white pants after labor day. I don't like to be told what to do...so I have planned to wear my whitest pair of dockers on the first day of Autumn every year for the rest of my life. This will help you to recognize me if you ever get offended by one of my premature blogs and want to hunt me down and shoot me. Ill be the one wearing the bleached jeans.

I love "break up diets" that make you feel miserably skinny. I love how a good hair color will make your love handles look like they are in "lust" instead. I have came to the conclusion that I must love breaking up...maybe because that is the only way I can make sense of the fact that I am far too unstable to be in a steady and consistent relationship.

Basically, I love to chit chat about nothing. And if you like to hear information that brings very little rhyme or reason to your life...you should totally subscribe to my blog.

And if you happen to not like my useless and unromantic details I have to offer... go fill up your wine glass with a good Merlot and come back and read it again.

I promise you'll like it.

Until the next one,

SittingPretty